My kung foo viddy Jackie I'm ready for my debut! You need the latest Windows Media Player to view.523 KB
the fire project This little viddy is what happens when you mix, a roommate, some ninjas, (no wait that was my imagination going off there) a barking chihuahua, kerosene and a match.2.5 MB
Goo I think Goo and I are going to be really good friends. See the encounter for yourself.1 MB
Action figure Jesus Action figure Jesus starring in "jesus…jesus christ." He's so holy.2.4 MB
Hey man (Amen) Action figure Jesus is back in "Hey Man (Amen)". I don't know why he speaks German when he meets the devil.3.09 MB
iSwitched Here's what happens when you mix a new Mac with a former PC user. Rean switched.3.19 MB
RedRocket Crotch This is a typical Friday at school with my students. No seriously.3.13 MB
Outdoors + Gi At the karate bug bash, I gave unsu a go with the cam rolling.1.9 MB
Punchin out candles It's only fun when it works and you don't get burned. Ugh, that was a silly play on words.1.9 MB
modern travesty of current events
1/26/2010 8:08:00 PM
Overheard today: "Remember back in the good ole days when you got a pie in the face and you could beat them down."
Monday night at karate class, I punched Chudan (stomach punch) and Jeff, who's very tall, blocked Soto Uke. (outside forearm block), except his elbow connected with my punch instead of his wrist which would normally roll to his forearm, causing hardly any sensation at all - but a nice soft deflection. Instead it connected bone to bone at full intensity.
My hand started swelling immediately. Today there's a semi circle bruise starting at my pinky knuckle going to my wrist that's slightly greenish yellow. With darker green near the knuckle.
At class last night, I was practicing Tekki Nidan and when I stepped to the side, I landed on my left toe - well slightly off. It cramped up immediately.
It felt like it needed a good crack. Last night, I moved in bed and my toe was cramped again.
How do you know if you fractured your toe, dislocated it or just sprained the joint? This morning in the shower I tried stepping on it and stretching it forward and backwards. There's a point where I get a shooting pain, but otherwise it feels not too bad.
I realize this could affect my snowboarding. Fff it the season is too short. I'm going to tape it and hit the hill tomorrow anyways.
His name was Leonard. He was in love with Maureen. Maureen was in love with Leonard but due to a strict upbringing she found it hard to be nice everyday. Maureen knew all too well about a hard days work, and inherited a lack of patience.
Leonard woke one day with an idea.
He would drug Maureen daily with MDMA to ensure that she was nice to him. Leonard knew that he had to get the dosage just right for it to go undetected by Maureen, who was against those "pill popping young generation of slackers". For his first dosage he crushed a pill between two spoons and divided it into quarters. Then he divided the quarters into quarters. He then used tweezers to pinch off the 1/16 dosage and placed it in a glass, to which he added orange juice and stirred.
It worked.
Maureen gobbled it back and slowly began to smile. She was nice and loving to Leonard until the dosage wore off, so he'd repeat this everyday to ensure their happiness.
Eventually Leonard was diagnosed with ulcers, caused by dishonesty and fear of getting caught. His happiness was cut short by his own demise.
television rules the nation around the world harder faster better stronger
12/15/2009 12:50:00 PM
We notified our members today about the new release coming during the first week of January. We actually said it would work better, faster and stronger. Heee heee. I left that in as a tribute to Daft Punk!
Damn I love this live version of Harder, better, faster, stronger.
vince you were right this is gonna make America skinny again
12/11/2009 8:25:00 AM
Last night at our ScreenScape xmas party, Ian got a Slap Chop as one of his gifts. Shortly after his wife Susan was surrounded by everyone, watching as she demonstrated it working on a plate of broccoli and carrots. [OOhhhs and AHHHs!]
Photos of Belize, Jul. 26th - Aug. 10th, 2003. Vacation, Mayan ruins and snorkling.
Funsies!
For your mathly addictions. My java calculator...(You need the Java Plug-in to view.) Psst...try dividing by zero, I think I handled that quite nicely. ;) Check it...
How do you become a geek you ask? Hmmm. I dunno. All I can tell is how it came about for me... Here's an except: 1981: I use a commodore Vic20 for the first time. 5 kb RAM + 15 kb ROM = 20 kb. I want to learn Basic.. Read More...
Ren has a bad attitude most days, he bites, but he knows tricks too.
