His name was Leonard. He was in love with Maureen. Maureen was in love with Leonard but due to a strict upbringing she found it hard to be nice everyday. Maureen knew all too well about a hard days work, and inherited a lack of patience.
Leonard woke one day with an idea.
He would drug Maureen daily with MDMA to ensure that she was nice to him. Leonard knew that he had to get the dosage just right for it to go undetected by Maureen, who was against those "pill popping young generation of slackers". For his first dosage he crushed a pill between two spoons and divided it into quarters. Then he divided the quarters into quarters. He then used tweezers to pinch off the 1/16 dosage and placed it in a glass, to which he added orange juice and stirred.
It worked.
Maureen gobbled it back and slowly began to smile. She was nice and loving to Leonard until the dosage wore off, so he'd repeat this everyday to ensure their happiness.
Eventually Leonard was diagnosed with ulcers, caused by dishonesty and fear of getting caught. His happiness was cut short by his own demise.
|
