MapleDude says: fu*k - the executives here have a new "buzzword" that they're throwing around - Dashboard. Apparently it's a ffffin summary. Can people not just say "Summary"? No - they gotta sound cool and say "Dashboard" shizamo says: lol MapleDude says: honestly - I fffing HATE buzzwords shizamo says: can ya give me a dashboard view of that i hate words made from two other words except for etiticikal MapleDude says: the president was like "You guys should work on a dashboard for our client for the last fiscal" I said to the girl sitting beside me "What the fu*k is that??" fffffin dashboard ridiculousness and the president always says "Let's look at this from 30,000 feet". I want to say "Listen hunney - I'm part of the ground crew. I'm too busy handling the baggage down here to be up at 30,000 feet!" shizamo says: who's going to load the bags on the plane? eggg-actly! MapleDude says: oh I'm loadin!
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