>>>>uncle freddy's not dead

There once was a man named Freddy. He lived in a round house on the Cobequid Road. Freddy's favorite thing to do was play the spoons on his exquistly built veranda. The veranda was the talk of all the residents of Cobequid Rd. Everyone envied it alot. One day the other residents became so envious that they plotted to destroy the veranda. They approached Freddy's house just after dark and planned to hide around a corner until he stopped playing the spoons, then they would destroy the evil veranda. But, when they got there, they realized that Freddy's house was round and that there was no corners to hide around. So, they all went and had Baskin Robbins ice cream instead.