>>>>peppermint patty

There once was a girl named Suzie. She dreaded getting her annual pap smear. Its all she could think about the whole year. She couldn't even put butter on her toast because the scrapeing sound made her cringe. The only thing that comforted her was York Peppermint Patties. Oh! How she loved them so! She used to make foil balls out of the York Peppermint patty wrappers. Then, one day she had an idea. She decided to have a sex change operation, so that she wouldn't have to get pap smears anymore! And she wanted her balls to be made out of her York Peppermint patty wrappers. So, she flew to Holland to have it done. Everything was a success. No more pap smears! But the operation took away her lust for York Peppermint patties. Now, Suzie (who's name she changed to UN FOO FOO), seems to crave Pop Shoppe Black Cherry pop.

The problem is, The Pop Shoppe is out of business. So, UN FOO FOO is basically fucked! However, she does amuse herself playing with her new penis. :)