>>>>thelma

Her name was thelma. She had a replusive way of drooling toothpaste foam while she compulsively brushed her teeth. She never went far from her home without proper dental hygene in hand. She was sometimes seen at Needs foaming her way through the check out. She had a little fairy as a friend who was always perched on her shoulder yelling at her to get some self esteem. The fairy wanted Thelma to take some kung fu, to give her more balance, and arrest her oral fixation. One day a man named yabbe hama gochi walked past her house, to see Thelma foaming pleasantly. She took one look at the willpower of yabbe hama gochi and followed him back to the Orient, where he taught her the ancient ways of kung fu, and she became known as the FOAMING DRAGON.

I think the fairy got pissed off and left Thema, to become a cashier at Walmart.